Madam Hollow

 

Yeah I had no idea how cool this would turn out. Awesome! Halloween all the way!

And a Merry Halloween to you!

Ho ho ho! Happy New Halloween!

May you gobble down candy like goblins,

and get sick like zombies!

Anarchy in the neighborhood! 

Free candy for all!

Except you darn teenagers,

with no costumes at all!

May the black cats roam, 

the creepy crawly streets!

They will go to the witches

and fly in broomstick fleets!

Now go my dear children!

Get all the sugar you can!

Let it fill you with strength,

To tickle the Boogie Man!

Halloween is here,

The costumes will show it,

have candy at the ready,

You don't want blow it! 

:)

Happy Halloween guys!

I guess I should have done this first

Hi.

Welcome to my blog.

I suppose I should do introductions.

I don't know why I didn't do this with the first post.

Eh, now's a good time as any.

So,

Where to start?

College. College is a good place to start.

College has pretty much taken over my life right now.  It's not exactly a good place for free time and happiness, but it's great place for questioning one's purpose in life and wondering what they have done to deserve to pay for classes that make them want to peel off their face and throw it in a microwave and watch it burn. I don't even really know what I'm doing there. It sort of feels like I wandered into a library and the only way out is to read its books and answer the questions it comes up with. Ha, that'd make an interesting read.

Anyways, there's that. Then there's work.

I'm not gonna lie, I have a good job. It's just a job that requires a lot of customer service. There's nothing wrong with customer service, just as long as it's not my job. I am a huge introvert. Give me a stove to clean, a tool to scrape off the grease that has fused itself to the counter and I'll be happy. Give me a till to upsell a bag of chips to 100+ customers and I'll wind up selling myself just to get out of there. Or in a dark corner eating the chips and making animal noises to convey I have lost the ability to communicate to avoid further conversation.

Anyways, work and school are pretty much my life right now.

The other essential things you need to know about me is that I am a geek, pizza is my favorite food (though I'm pretty sure I'm lactose intolerant), cats are the overlords of the universe, if I could be paid to read books that's what I would do, and I spend too much time on the internet.

The reason that I made this blog is really for no reason at all. It's an outlet to be entertaining, creative,  thoughtful, or completely random. Hopefully it's a pretty fun place for people to visit.

Anyways, that's about it, I've gotta get back to class now. I've got a test to take. This was a great procrastination method to avoid studying. Later my peeps!

Ode to Cake

Why did I eat that cake?

I knew it was a mistake.

I just sat around all day,

and topped it off 

with sugary pay.

Become healthy,

was once my motto, 

I think I'll eat some chocolate,

with no thought of tomorrow.

Maybe I should eat something healthy,

And take a self-righteous selfie.

Ping! Picture time with a carrot stick,

I really think I'm going to be sick.

I don't think those carrots,

really did their job,

nope not really.

I've turned into a hog.

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The reality of more hours

Me: (looks at money, realizes needs more. Realizes that to get more, needs to work. Doesn't want to ask for more work. Goes anyways)
Manager: (looks up at arrival of  internally conflicted employee) Yes?
Me: I would like more hours please. (eyes burning pits of  regret and anger)
Manager: (slightly disturbed by rolling waves of  hostility radiating off of employee) .... Okay.
Me: Great. Thanks. (Walks away while screaming hysterically on the inside)

An Ode to the First Day Back

Today was my first day of school.

I couldn't help but simply drool. 

What sane person arises at 7:30?

Curse my driven mind,

 for getting me up this early.

Four classes are ready to go,

to crush my hope,

and steal my soul.

Oh how did learning

become such a drag?

I'm stuck in a seat,

while children play tag.

The ghost of homework,

will haunt me again,

I'll never see the sun,

or be free this weekend.

School has come,

There's no way to hide it.

None have prepared,

I hope I survive it.

My Netflix Existence

Here's a sad poem about my Netflix existence.

My sister and I are about to watch Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse. 

Truth be told this isn't the first time. 

I'm not a child. I'm an adult. 

 I've never been prouder of my standards.

It's so sad it doesn't even rhyme.