Me: (looks at money, realizes needs more. Realizes that to get more, needs to work. Doesn't want to ask for more work. Goes anyways)
Manager: (looks up at arrival of internally conflicted employee) Yes?
Me: I would like more hours please. (eyes burning pits of regret and anger)
Manager: (slightly disturbed by rolling waves of hostility radiating off of employee) .... Okay.
Me: Great. Thanks. (Walks away while screaming hysterically on the inside)
This is a blog about procrastination, randomness, and creativity. Pretty much all the things that make the world go round.
Thursday, August 25, 2016
Tuesday, August 23, 2016
An Ode to the First Day Back
Today was my first day of school.
I couldn't help but simply drool.
What sane person arises at 7:30?
Curse my driven mind,
for getting me up this early.
Four classes are ready to go,
to crush my hope,
and steal my soul.
Oh how did learning
become such a drag?
I'm stuck in a seat,
while children play tag.
The ghost of homework,
will haunt me again,
I'll never see the sun,
or be free this weekend.
School has come,
There's no way to hide it.
None have prepared,
I hope I survive it.
Thursday, August 11, 2016
My Netflix Existence
Here's a sad poem about my Netflix existence.
My sister and I are about to watch Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse.
Truth be told this isn't the first time.
I'm not a child. I'm an adult.
I've never been prouder of my standards.
It's so sad it doesn't even rhyme.
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